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18 April 2006 @ 09:34 am
MCR FanFic Challenge #1  
Title: The Furby
Fandom: My Chemical Romance
Author: ghost_of_helena
Rating: Don't know.
Description: Theres a Furby on the Bus. Madness ensures.
Disclaimer: It's all FAKE. Never happened. Don't know them. Never will.
A/N: This challenge was by the lovely Lindz. She said do something with a Furby and well, here it is! Finally! I hope its funny enough.

“Is that what I think it is?” Frank asked as he stared at the furry little toy that sat on the table.

Bob glanced up and looked at Frank for a moment before looking back at the toy. “Yup.”

“Where did you get it?” Frank asked, his eyes never leaving the toy. He had a feeling he might know where it had come from, but he wanted to ask and know for sure before assuming anything.

“A fan gave it to me. Why? I really don’t know.” Bob replied as he poked at the thing, trying to get it to do something or say something.

“Maybe they shoved a microphone and a little tiny camera in it so they can spy on you!” Frank snickered at his own little joke.

“Who is spying on who?” Gerard asked as he walked up to the two of them. “Please tell me that isn’t a Furby? I thought they quit making those things forever ago.”

Frank shrugged. “I thought the same, but there it is.” He reached over and grabbed the Furby from off the table. “You know, it kind of looks like a retarded penguin. A retarded penguin with zebra stripes.”

“You’re going to start calling it that now, aren’t you?” Bob asked as he leaned back in his chair.

“Mm, yeah, probably.” Frank replied as he turned to face Gerard and started making it move closer to him.

“Get that fucking thing away from me.” Gerard took a step back and pushed the toy away from him. “Those things are annoying and kind of creepy, all at the same time. I seriously thought after I got rid of Mikey’s I’d never have to see another one again.”

“You’re nice. Afraid it was going to come alive and eat your brains!” Frank grinned evilly and started moving towards Gerard with the Furby right in front of it. “Mmm, brains.”

Gerard stared annoyingly at Frank before pushing the Furby away from him. “Fuck this. I’m going to bed.”

“Aww, you’re no fun, Gee.” Frank said as he watched Gerard walk towards the bunks. “Well, there went that fun.” He said as he plopped himself down in the chair so he was now sitting across from Bob. “I wonder if you can torture this thing.” He turned the Furby upside down and started to grin when the thing started whining and saying “down, down, down,” over and over again. “Guess so.” Before he could do anything else Bob had reached across the table and grabbed the poor tortured toy out of Frank’s hands. “Hey! I wasn’t done.”

“You are now.”

“You’re no fun either.”

“I’m loads of fun. I just don’t feel like watching you torture an object that was given to me.” Bob set the Furby back down on the table, but then ended up picking it back up again. Knowing Frank he’d probably reach over and grab it again and find new ways to torture the thing and he didn’t want that.

Frank crossed his arms and gave Bob a fake pout. “Everyone always ruins my fun.”

“Poor Frank. You’ll get over it.”

“Already over it," Frank jumped up from his chair, huge grin plastered on his face again. “I think I’ll go jump into Gee’s bunk and annoy him for a bit.”

“And I’ll laugh when he pushes your ass out of it.”

Frank stuck his tongue out at Bob. “He isn’t like you.” He glanced over at the Furby that Bob seemed to have a good grip on. Too bad he couldn’t grab it and go shove it into Gerard’s bunk. Maybe next time he can do that. For now he would just go annoy him a different way. “Well, have fun with your retarded penguin. I’m gonna go bug Gee.” With that said he turned and went straight for Gerard’s bunk, climbing in the minute he reached it.

“I swear to god if you have that Furby with you I’m going to beat you with it.” Gerard threatened.

“I don’t fucking have it. Bob took it away from me. If you would turn around you would see that!”

Bob just shook his head and stood up, deciding that he might as well go to bed. There was nothing else to do and everyone else pretty much crashed or were in their bunks doing whatever they were doing.

Weeks went by and so did the torture of the Furby. No matter where Bob would hide the toy Frank would somehow find it. Then again there weren’t too many places on a tour bus one could hide such a toy.

Once Frank put it on the couch and shoved a cigarette in it’s mouth and left it there. He thought it was funny and that the Furby finally fit in with the rest of them. Everyone found it funny, except for Bob. He just muttered, grabbed the Furby and put it away.

The second time Frank found the Furby he started screaming at it so it would get scared. After about the third time of Frank yelling the Furby was once again taken away from him and hidden. They only could take Frank yelling so much before they all wanted to smack him.

The third time the Furby had been found Frank decided to get a pair of shoelaces, tie it to the Firby’s feet, and then hang it upside down on the cabinet handles. So it was saying “ahhh, down, down, down,” for a very long time before anyone had found the thing.

Frank plopped down on the couch and stared at Bob who was sitting on the other side of it, flipping through some magazine. “So where is it?” Frank finally asked.

“Where’s what?”

“You know what I’m talking about. The Furby! I can’t find it. You are not that good of a hider. So where is it?”

Bob finally looked up and over at Frank. “It’s safe and far away from your torturous hands.”

It was safe and far away? Frank stared at Bob, an eyebrow raised. Where the hell could it be?

Somewhere in another state a teenaged girl is on the phone with her friend. “Oh my god, you will not believe who gave me a Furby!”
Current Mood: dirtydirty
Current Music: Blink 182 - Damnit
Lil Punk Pony: Frank's hand!lilpunkpony on April 19th, 2006 04:06 am (UTC)
OMG! That was fucking hilarious!!!!! I loved it! Yaaaaaay!!!
Ghost of Helena: So Long And Goodnightghost_of_helena on April 19th, 2006 04:10 am (UTC)
Lil Punk Ponylilpunkpony on April 19th, 2006 04:10 am (UTC)
Twas worth the wait!
Ghost of Helenaghost_of_helena on April 19th, 2006 04:27 am (UTC)
Glad it was worth it.
Lil Punk Pony: Kelly's tattoolilpunkpony on April 19th, 2006 04:33 am (UTC)
Me too or I would have to beat you and ask for the time I lost back. :D
Ghost of Helena: Gerard & Frankghost_of_helena on April 19th, 2006 05:26 am (UTC)
har har har. :P
Lil Punk Pony: Oooh Look at Mikey Drink from the cup!lilpunkpony on April 19th, 2006 05:32 am (UTC)
Hardy har har har! >:P
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Ghost of Helena: GoYghost_of_helena on April 20th, 2006 04:40 am (UTC)
Woo! Glad it got a LMAO out of ya. Thanks for the challenge. It was fun to write.
sunsetxmistress on September 27th, 2006 06:12 pm (UTC)
Hahahahahhahahahah! You fucking rule. I seriously laughed picturing that.

OH and thanks for adding me!
faithfulriver26faithfulriver26 on June 24th, 2007 03:59 pm (UTC)
oh man, that was funny. god, i can see frank doing that to a furby. lol, oh man, that was amusing
i have a friend who used to have a furby, and she took it one day and stuck it under the covers of her dad's bed and it scared the living shit out of him when he pulled back the covers.
those things are so annoying! oh man, gerard had the right idea.

“I swear to god if you have that Furby with you I’m going to beat you with it.” Gerard threatened.

*snorts* pretty much. :D